Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Songs About Los Angeles
A friend of mine sent me a mix CD with a song called Sleepless in Silverlake by Les Savy Fav and what memories it brought back. Tucked between Glendale where I'm from and Downtown L.A., Silverlake was the place a lot of bands came of age such as Weezer and the Eels. It's also where I first saw Queens of the Stone Age play at the now defunct Sunset Junction. More than that, it's where the Red Lion is, one of my favorite bars in L.A. Decorated like a Bravarian Tavern, it has a beer garden upstairs where you can still smoke, plenty of interesting characters for patrons, and German and Austrian expats for waitresses.
Here's the video. I love YouTube it's like MTV was before the Real World.
Listening to the song made me a bit homesick with the holidays around the corner, so I decided to listen to a couple of tunes that remind me why I don't live in L.A. anymore.
Emperor X - Sig Alert. A song about closing down of the 405 which is the main Freeway, or more like an eight lane parking lot for twelve hours. Having to drive and sit in traffic is one thing I don't miss. I love not having a car. The Dutch think I'm nuts. Apparently, I should be driving and camping when going on vacation, not taking the train and staying in a short term apartment. I tell them to live in L.A. for a few years and then we'll speak.
Tool - Aenema
This song perfectly captures how I felt my last year there. L.A. is great if you have money, not so much when you're struggling. It's one of the biggest differences between the U.S. and Europe. Here's it's a little easier to get by and have a comfortable life.
There are of course many more songs about Los Angeles, both good and bad. Probably more than New York, yet no one really thinks of it as a music city. It's usually the place bands go to after they've sold out and gone Hollywood. Funny how perception and reality are often two different things.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Tri-Christmas Season - A New Black Peter Legend is Born
I remember as a kid telling my dad that I wanted to convert to Judaism because I heard Hanukkah lasted eight days which meant eight days of presents, or so I thought. He told me I'd have to stop eating grilled ham and cheese sandwiches and spend my Saturdays attending a service, studying the Torah, instead of playing Atari and Star Wars with my friends. The idea proceeded no further and I remained without a religion. Now, I realize what I should have done. I should've encouraged my father and my mom to divorce and each marry someone from a non-English speaking country.
Our alien, for example, has three gift giving days spread out over the course of the month. First, there's Sinterklaas (Netherlands) (Dec 5th), then there's Christmas (English), and finally there's Three King's Day on Jan 5th (Spanish.) Distributing the presents isn't much of an issue. One main one for each of the days, plus some small ones, so they will all receive equal importance. The problem will be merging the three different customs because she's still too young to know the truth.
We've got Sinterklaas who comes from Spain, hangs out with a group of Black Peters and travels on boat. Santa Claus, meanwhile, lives in the North Pole, uses elves and travels on a sled pulled by a reindeer with a glowing nose. Last but not least, there are The Three Kings (two white, one black) who come from the Holy Land, also by boat, and then parade throughout the town like a child's version of Mardi Gras, tossing candy instead of beads.
They way I see it -- The relationship between Saint Nicholas and Black Peter is key. Something happens after they leave the Netherlands. Most likely, Black Peter is tired of being the lackey, so he takes off, sending Saint Nick into a depression because he's not used to people leaving him. He seeks refuge far away from Spain and its memories, going to the North Pole where a group of elves find him a mess, moaning how he can't go on. Saint Nick feels better after talking about his problems, although he's too involved in himself to appreciate the elves speak elvish, so they don't understand a word of his big plan, but are happy he seems to like their wine and food.
He changes his name to Santa Claus, burying all ties to the past under his rosy cheeks and expanded waist line. He's going to every place that doesn't celebrate Saint Nicholas Day and give gifts to the good children, riding magical flying reindeers. He can't hang out; he must do it in secret, less his act lose the sense of surprise and magic. He'll sneak into houses, put presents under trees and be off to jingling bells. Christmas will be the most celebrated day of the year and he will be such a star that no one will care about Black Peter anymore.
December 26th, Black Peter sits in a cafe near Bethlehem and learns of Father Christmas. He thinks what a spiteful man Saint Nick has turned into, skipping their shared home of Spain, leaving its children without presents. He calls on his two friends, Melchior and Gaspar who convince Black Peter to shed the white man's shackles and go by Balthazar. He agrees and the three of them set sail, carrying gifts, camels and music. He sends out word of his arrival on January 5th and meets throngs of adoring people of all ages who celebrate him as an equal among The Three Kings.
Then like most dysfunctional couples, Saint Nicholas and Black Peter get back together, and life seems normal until Saint Martin arrives, reminding Saint Nick of his big day. The list of kids and their demands is too much for Black Peter, and so begins Tri-Christmas Season again.
In honor of fictional holidays Happy Festivus!
Our alien, for example, has three gift giving days spread out over the course of the month. First, there's Sinterklaas (Netherlands) (Dec 5th), then there's Christmas (English), and finally there's Three King's Day on Jan 5th (Spanish.) Distributing the presents isn't much of an issue. One main one for each of the days, plus some small ones, so they will all receive equal importance. The problem will be merging the three different customs because she's still too young to know the truth.
We've got Sinterklaas who comes from Spain, hangs out with a group of Black Peters and travels on boat. Santa Claus, meanwhile, lives in the North Pole, uses elves and travels on a sled pulled by a reindeer with a glowing nose. Last but not least, there are The Three Kings (two white, one black) who come from the Holy Land, also by boat, and then parade throughout the town like a child's version of Mardi Gras, tossing candy instead of beads.
They way I see it -- The relationship between Saint Nicholas and Black Peter is key. Something happens after they leave the Netherlands. Most likely, Black Peter is tired of being the lackey, so he takes off, sending Saint Nick into a depression because he's not used to people leaving him. He seeks refuge far away from Spain and its memories, going to the North Pole where a group of elves find him a mess, moaning how he can't go on. Saint Nick feels better after talking about his problems, although he's too involved in himself to appreciate the elves speak elvish, so they don't understand a word of his big plan, but are happy he seems to like their wine and food.
He changes his name to Santa Claus, burying all ties to the past under his rosy cheeks and expanded waist line. He's going to every place that doesn't celebrate Saint Nicholas Day and give gifts to the good children, riding magical flying reindeers. He can't hang out; he must do it in secret, less his act lose the sense of surprise and magic. He'll sneak into houses, put presents under trees and be off to jingling bells. Christmas will be the most celebrated day of the year and he will be such a star that no one will care about Black Peter anymore.
December 26th, Black Peter sits in a cafe near Bethlehem and learns of Father Christmas. He thinks what a spiteful man Saint Nick has turned into, skipping their shared home of Spain, leaving its children without presents. He calls on his two friends, Melchior and Gaspar who convince Black Peter to shed the white man's shackles and go by Balthazar. He agrees and the three of them set sail, carrying gifts, camels and music. He sends out word of his arrival on January 5th and meets throngs of adoring people of all ages who celebrate him as an equal among The Three Kings.
Then like most dysfunctional couples, Saint Nicholas and Black Peter get back together, and life seems normal until Saint Martin arrives, reminding Saint Nick of his big day. The list of kids and their demands is too much for Black Peter, and so begins Tri-Christmas Season again.
In honor of fictional holidays Happy Festivus!
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow American Expats living abroad. Of all the holidays, it's probably my favorite. A day spent with family eating good food without the pressure of buying presents. How can you beat that? Here's a snippet from one of my favorite Thanksgiving Specials. Gobble, gobble
Monday, November 21, 2011
Living in Alkmaar - Pros and Cons
Serendipitous would be the word to describe how we arrived in Alkmaar. When we were looking for a place to live in the Netherlands, one of our Dutch contacts suggested Bergen, saying it was the place writers lived. Maybe, the Dutch Dan Brown or Stephen King, but not this writer, not with the cost of house close to a million euros. Alkmaar which was close by, on the other hand, was affordable.
Why we love Alkmaar in no particular order.
1. It's size. You don't find that stern look on people as they rush to get somewhere, as you would in a large city. But Alkmaar is big enough to have a vibrant downtown, some cool bars with good music, a surprising amount of diversity as far as population, which means that you won't be the only whatever you are here. Plus, there are more stores than we need in a pretty setting, and it's safer with less traffic, making it easier to bike everywhere with less distance to cross.
2. The people. The assistant at the rental agency who found our house, commented on the local population being a bit country, which I guess could mean that they lack sophistication. I have to admit, I haven't sat down and had any deep philisophical conversations with anyone. But I've found everyone here to be friendly and helpful. They're willing to speak in English when they discover your two year old is your translator. You pass someone on the street and they say hello. We've had our neighbors over and had coffee at their house without making an appointment. Maybe, they're not as cosmopolitan as you'd find in a major metropolitan area. But they're less pretentious and arrogant, which I prefer.
3. The Polder & The Beach. There's nothing more enjoyable than riding a bike through a green space, listening to the birds and watching the windmills spin. Meanwhile, twenty minutes on the bus gets you to Egmond where you can smell the salt in the breeze and listen to the waves crash while drinking beer at a BAD bar.
4. The cost of living. Like with most countries, the further you live from the big cities and places expats live, the cheaper life is. That means you can live in a bigger place, buy more food and enjoy a night out on the town more often.
5. Our House. It's a two minute walk to the supermarket, doctor and kinderkamer, and a five minute bike ride to the vets, city center and train station. Plus the layout is great. Our kitchen looks out onto a playground with the living room near the back yard. We've got three stories and a room for our bikes. I've got a great attic office, so on Halloween I can put on a gray wig and rock back and forth in a chair in front of the window.
6. Oudrop. It's the area we technically live. I don't know if it's like this in the rest of the Netherlands, but life harkens back to a different era here. There are always kids playing in the streets, being watched by neighbors and grandparents. Every block has it's own playground, each one different. Men like to make things like chicken coops and sheds on weekends. You're friendly with your neighbors and their pets.
7. AZ Alkmaar. When we travel and mention where we live that's usually the first thing out of people's mouths thanks to the local football team's participation in the Champions League. And this year they're top of the table! But I say no more less I curse them.
8. The History. Having lived in Spain, and particularly Catalunya, I find the connection between the two countries really fascinating. For example, if you've been bad in the Netherlands, you're punishment at Christmas is to be sent to Madrid. Much of Catalan Nationalism is what I consider Dutch envy, and I'm curious to know which flag came first the one from Egmond or Catalunya. Same colors, same number of stripes, but one is bent and vertical. Meanwhile, Alkmaar is where it all started, it's the place Barcelona so desperately wishes to be, the city where the local population turned the tide and kicked out the Spanish.
Now for the one and only negative.
1. The commute. The Netherlands is one of the few countries, I think, where you can move, have no idea about the language and still find a decent job that doesn't involve teaching English. Unfortunately, most of these jobs are in Amsterdam, so that means an hour and a half commute each way, extending your working day by three hours. Also, public transit is expensive and the trains don't always run on time, so hope the company that hires you pays the cost, which they've been known to do. But that doesn't make it less draining.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Sinterklaas - The Dutch Santa Claus
I didn't realize it until this year but Saint Martin is similar to Thanksgiving because it marks the start of Christmas season. In the Netherlands, December 5th, is the main gift giving day and last weekend Sinterklaas arrived from Spain by boat with his posse of black men known collectively as Black Peter. I guess the Dutch subscribe to the same theory as the French that Africa starts south of the Pyrenees Mountains. There's been an ongoing debate if the tradition is racial insensitive. I have to admit, coming from the states and seeing white people paint their face black, is a bit of a shock. But I understand their coloring is from the ash in chimneys, not the complexion of their skin. Here's a video that explains the tradition much better than I have.
Monday, November 7, 2011
Sint Maarten / St. Martin's Day
This Friday, November 11th is Saint Martin's Day. It's a cross between Halloween and Christmas caroling. There are no costumes (those are reserved for the period of carnival). But there is singing. Kids go door to door with paper lanterns and candles, singing songs about the saint and their lanterns after which they get some candy.
Here's one tune that the alien has learned sung to the melody of Father Jacob.
Kijk mijn lichtje (see my light)
Kijk mijn lichtje (see my light)
Zelf gemaakt (made it myself)
Zelf gemaakt (made it myself)
En vanavond mag ik (and tonight I may)
En vanavond mag ik (and tonight I may)
Laat op straat (leave the street)
Laat op straat (leave the street)
Last year was storming so we didn't get many visitors. Hopefully, the weather will more cooperative this year because the alien knows what the day means and expects to go out.
Here are a few videos to give you an idea of the festivities.
Here's one tune that the alien has learned sung to the melody of Father Jacob.
Kijk mijn lichtje (see my light)
Kijk mijn lichtje (see my light)
Zelf gemaakt (made it myself)
Zelf gemaakt (made it myself)
En vanavond mag ik (and tonight I may)
En vanavond mag ik (and tonight I may)
Laat op straat (leave the street)
Laat op straat (leave the street)
Last year was storming so we didn't get many visitors. Hopefully, the weather will more cooperative this year because the alien knows what the day means and expects to go out.
Here are a few videos to give you an idea of the festivities.
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Alkmaar in the Autumn
Here's the cover from the free weekly newspaper we get. As you can see, most of the trees are barren and there a burnt yellowish tint to the remaining plant life. Not too many birds either as I suspect most have headed south now, although there are still plenty of ducks. Autumn is definitely here, but October had much nicer weather than September.
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